Tough job in the world is being Husband…

When I reached office, I got a call from my wife…”what is the date today?” ..

I was wondering..then told her 15th October..

call disconnected…

I was wondering ( rather FRIGHTENED… 😰😥😨)…

her birthday?……. No

…mine………… No..

……anniversary………. no

……. son’s birthday ………. no

in laws’ bday/anniversary…. no

gas booking…….. done

utility payments……..done

her uncle who arrives when we want to go out, sqat and kill us and our time…..his birthday… …no

Then?!
Why date???
Lunch and evening tea went with spinning questions…🙇🙇🤔🤔
reached home…
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Junior was playing in car park…

Asked him….

how is the weather in kitchen? Tornado… tsunami???

Boy told ” all normal. Why?”

” your mom asked me..what is the date today in the morning?”
Boy smiled and told me…

“I tore some sheets from calendar in morning…
she was confused..”
😳😳😳🙄🙄🙄🤔🤗😄😁

Being husband is a tough job.

😀😉😉

Dedicated to all husbands in the world!!

Pass to all the married guys and make them stress free for a minute

Way Of Expressing Can Change Many Things in our life

A Blind Man Was Begging On Side Of New York Street With A Board Written….
“I Am Blind Help Me” …
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Once A Man Passing That Side Saw Him. He Took His Board & Wrote Some Thing.
From That Time The Blind Man Got Heavy Collection.
Many People Started Giving Money To Him.
Can You Guess What He Wrote..??

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He Wrote: “You are beautiful But, I Can’t See You”
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The Way Of Expressing Can Change Many Things in our life..:)
So Express Your Ideas In Different Way..!! 🙂

The Love Story

A Girlfriend Gave A Challenge To Her Boyfriend To Live A Day With out Her. No Communication At All And Said If He Passed it, She’ll Love Him Forever… The Boyfriend Agreed.he Never Texted Her Nor Called His Girlfriend For The Whole Day Without Knowing That His Girlfriend Has 24 Hours Left Because Of A Cancer… After a Day, He Excitedly Went To His Girlfriend ,’i Did It Baby’…. But Tears Fell As He Saw His Girlfriend Lying In A Coffin With A Note ‘You Did It Baby, Now Please Do It Every Day I Love You’….

Think Before You Speak

A 24 Year Boy Seeing Out From The Train Window, Shouted,
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“Dad, Look The Trees Are Going Behind!”

Dad Smiled And A Young Couple
Sitting Nearby,
Looked At The 24 Year Old`s

Child’s Behaviour With Pity.

Suddenly He Again Exclaimed
“Dad, Look The Clouds Are
Running With Us!”

The Couple Couldn’t Resist
And Said To The Old Man,
“Why Dont You Take Ur Son
2 A Good Doctor?”

Old Man Smiled And Said
“I Did & We Are Just Coming
From The Hospital, My Son
Was Blind From Birth,
He Just Got His Eyes Today” 🙂

Its The Happiest Day Of His Life ?

Moral – Think Before U Speak. Many Times
Things Wont Be The Same Dat U See 🙂

Deaf Test

A man feared his wife wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

“Here’s what you do,” said the Doctor, “stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and s o on until you get a response.”

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, “I’m about 40 feet away, let’s see what happens.” Then in a normal tone he asks, “Honey, what’s for dinner?”

No response.

So the husband moves to closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, “Honey, what’s for dinner?”

Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, Honey, “What’s for dinner?”

Again he gets no response so, He walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. “Honey, what’s for dinner?”

Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her. “Honey, what’s for dinner?”

“James, for the FIFTH time I’ve said, CHICKEN!”

The problem may not be with the other one as we always think, could be very much within us..!

Humans: United by Species, Divided by Community…. Lesson from Pigeons….

In an ancient temple, a number of pigeons lived happily on roof top.

When the renovation of the temple began for the annual temple feast the pigeons relocated themselves to a Church nearby.

The existing pigeons in the Church accommodated the new comers very well.

Christmas was nearing and the Church was given a facelift, All the pigeons had to move out and look for another place.

They were fortunate to find a place in a Mosque nearby, The pigeons in the Mosque welcomed them happily.

It was Ramadan time and the Mosque was repainted, All the pigeons now came to the same ancient temple.

One day the pigeons on top found some communal clashes below in a market square.

The baby pigeon asked the mother pigeon
“Who are these people ?

The mother replied; they are “Human beings”.

The baby asked,
But why are they fighting with each other…?

The mother said “These human beings going to temple are called ‘Hindus’ and the people going to Church are called ‘Christians’ and the people going to Mosque are called ‘Muslims’.

The Baby pigeon asked, “Why is it so? When we were in the Temple we were called Pigeons, when we were in the church we were called Pigeons and when we were in the Mosque, we were called Pigeons. Similarly they should be called just
‘Human beings’ wherever they go”?

The mother Pigeon said,
‘You and me and our Pigeon friends have experienced God and that’s why we are living here in a highly elevated place peacefully.

These people are yet to experience God.

Hence they are living below us and fighting and killing each other.

Don’t Just Read this Message,
SHARE With all your near and dear ones, as Many of us Should Have Thinking as Pigeons

Respect the Girls

When a Girl Accepts
Your Friend Request it
means she accepted
Your “Friendship” Not
Your “Proposal”

When a Girl sends
you a Friend Request
it means She wants
to be your Friend not
Your Girl friend..

When She Tag you it
means she wants to
share her Thoughts
with You not that
She’s Lost in Your
Thoughts..

When she comments
on Your statusit means
She’s just being Social
not Flirting..

When She Like Your
comment it means She
like Your Comment
not You..

so Respect The Girls